Fortune Cookie

It is impossible to please everybody please yourself first.

Sounds a bit selfish, doesn't it??

The Jackass Equation

Have you heard of this equation?
Good Person + Internet + Anonymity = Total Jackass

Fortune Cookie

Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.

Fortune Cookie

From the floors of the ocean, the waves of the tide, a vacation awaits you far & wide.

Fortune Cookie

Luck helps those who help themselves.

Strive for Something Greater
“The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.”
Michelangelo

iPhone 2.0 New Feature

I have a source deep within the bowels of Apple, I'll call her Deep Booty, and she says that the killer new iPhone feature that Steve Jobs will announce on Monday is that the phone will have a special reality distortion capability.

Whenever someone whips out the new iPhone, especially at a bar, whoever is within 10 feet of the person using it, will be immediately attracted to that person. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on persuasion), the phone will attract both men and women regardless of your orientation.