Fortune Cookie

This is a night for love and affection.

Fortune Cookie

Many pleasurable and memorable adventures are in store for you!

Fortune Cookie

You are known for being quick in action and decisions.

The Data Charmer: Advanced replication for the masses - Part I - Get...: "MySQL DBAs and developers: oil your fingers and get ready to experience a new dimension of data replication. I am pleased to announce that..."

Climate Change Shenanigans

Read this and this.

What version of Apache am I running?

Use either the short version: httpd -v
or the long version: httpd -V

As Seen on the 'Net

"You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT."