Project Management
Three men, a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are in Ft. Lauderdale for two weeks helping out on a project. One afternoon they decide to take a walk down the beach on their lunch break. Halfway up the beach, they stumble upon a lamp half buried in the sand. As they're brushing off the sand, a genie appears and says, "Normally, I grant one person three wishes, but since there are three of you I will grant you each one wish."

The hardware engineer spoke first. "I would like a huge house in St. Thomas, and have no money worries and be surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and sent him to St. Thomas.

The software engineer spoke next. "I want to sail around the world on a huge yacht, and have no money worries and be surrounded by beautiful women who worship me." The genie granted him his wish and put him on a huge yacht in the Mediterranean.

Finally, it was the project manager's turn. "And what will your wish be?" asked the genie.

"I want them both back after lunch," replied the project manager.